Songwriting Advice
How to Write Jump-Up Songs
Want to make people pogo like rhinoceroses at 175 BPM? Welcome to the joyfully rude world of jump up. If you write music that makes clu...
How to Write Progressive Jazz Songs
You want music that sounds smart without sounding like a music theory lecture in a coffee shop that smells like vintage vinyl and regre...
Skiffle Songwriting Advice
You want a song that makes people stomp their feet, laugh at the lyrics, and pretend your tea chest bass is a legitimate instrument. Sk...
How to Write Nordic/Scandinavian States Lyrics
You want lyrics that smell like cold air and coffee and still hit people in the chest. You want to borrow that wide sky feeling without...
How to Write Memphis Blues Songs
You want a blues song that smells like cigarette smoke, tastes like cheap coffee, and hits like a freight train. You want lyrics that s...
How to Write Zeuhl Lyrics
Zeuhl is the music genre that punches you in the chest and then comforts you with a choir of aliens. If you picture thunderous drums, m...
How To Write A Song In 5 Minutes
Yes you can write a whole song idea in five minutes. I am not selling you a fantasy about instant genius. I am giving you a brutal usef...
How to Write a Song About Casino And Gambling
You want a song that smells like neon and bad decisions. You want a hook that clicks like a slot and a chorus that hits harder than a l...
Sharon Osbourne, President at Divine Contact Details
Who is Sharon Osbourne?
Sharon Osbourne is a British-American television personality, author, and music manager. She is the wife of hea...
How to Write Lyrics About Poetry Slams
You want lines that sting and stick when the mic is hot and the judge looks bored. You want images that make the room lean in and a fin...