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Raw feeling meets craft. How to Write Hokum Songs shows you how to turn ideas into lyrics that land live and on record, confident mixes, story details baked in. The goal: repeatable songs that feel true and travel. You will learn

• Simple release plans you’ll actually follow
• Melody writing that respects your range
• Structures that carry emotion without padding
• Imagery and objects that beat vague angst
• Revisions that keep truth and drop filler
• Turning messy feelings into singable lines
• Artists who want repeatable, pro‑feeling results without losing soul
What you get
• Tone sliders
• Troubleshooting guides
• Templates
• Prompt decks

Create catchy, kind songs children repeat and parents enjoy. Use plain language, movement friendly rhythms, and gentle humor that passes the classroom test. Structure verses with action words, build refrains that teach without preaching, and produce bright mixes that never get harsh. Make learning feel like play.

• Age bands, vocal ranges, and safe keys
• Hook writing with colors, animals, and routines
• Call and copy games, echo parts, and action cues
• Topic lists for numbers, feelings, and friendship
• Production tips for soft tops and warm lows

You get: Lesson tie ins, lyric worksheets, movement charts, and show plans. Outcome: Sing alongs that teachers trust and kids adore.