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Make honest songs that hit. In How to Write Liquid Funk Songs you’ll shape chaos into choruses, built on fast breaks, tension lines, that read like a diary and sing like an anthem. You will learn

• Energy ladders across 5‑minute journeys
• Release strategy for EP arcs
• Vocals that ride over furious drums
• FX for glue and direction, not clutter
• Break programming and swing that breathes
• Bass writing and sub safety at speed

Who it is for

• Producers obsessed with drums, speed, and forward motion

What you get

• Arrangement ladders
• Break libraries
• Vocal mix notes
• Club translation tests

Raw feeling meets craft. How to Write Noise Songs shows you how to turn ideas into lyrics that land live and on record. You will learn

• Timbre first writing, preparing instruments and designing noise
• Graphic scores and performer freedom that still feels intentional
• Recording wild sounds safely and integrating them musically
• Text strategies: cut‑ups, constraints, and semantic drift
• Micro‑form: gestures, cells, and contrast without verse/chorus
• Concept > gimmick: building a system that generates surprises

Who it is for

• Artists pushing limits, noise-makers, art‑pop rebels, theatre composers

What you get

• Graphic score stencils
• Session routing blueprints
• Constraint cards
• Consent & safety notes for extreme sounds

Make honest songs that hit. In How to Write Eurodance Songs you’ll shape chaos into choruses, built on story details, clear structure, that read like a diary and sing like an anthem. The goal: repeatable songs that feel true and travel. You will learn

• Turning messy feelings into singable lines
• Structures that carry emotion without padding
• Melody writing that respects your range
• Revisions that keep truth and drop filler
• Simple release plans you’ll actually follow
• Imagery and objects that beat vague angst
• Artists who want repeatable, pro‑feeling results without losing soul
What you get
• Prompt decks
• Troubleshooting guides
• Templates
• Tone sliders