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Speak your story over a rolling groove with wit and bite. Use conversational rhyme, humor, and sharp details. Keep the band loose and the cadence tight. Land punchlines on downbeats and save the kicker for the final verse.

• Chord and bass patterns for an easy roll
• Story outlines for trouble, lesson, and lucky break
• Rhyme tools that sound like real talk
• Audience call backs and tag buttons
• Recording tips for warm voice and steady shuffle

You get: Verse maps, joke frameworks, turnarounds, and one take checklists. Outcome: Talking blues that charms crowds and tells the truth.

Build pocket first funk that snaps from rehearsal to stage. Design riffs that stick, bass lines that argue sweetly with the kick, and horn hits that feel like high fives. Arrange space so vocals breathe and every part earns its spot. Deliver mixes with chewy mids, tight lows, and clear air.

• Interlocking drum and bass patterns with ghost notes
• Guitar chank, clav grids, and syncopation drills
• Horn voicings that punch without crowding the hook
• Vamp to chorus forms that light up crowds fast
• Breaks, stops, and countable cues for live sets

You get: Riff banks, horn stacks, set flow guides, and mix checklists. Outcome: Grooves that make the room move on command.

Marry swing to cinema with scores that breathe and grooves that walk. Write melodies that survive on piano, then orchestrate with strings, winds, and brass that clarify time. Give soloists runways and backgrounds that lift without crowding.

• Rhythm section engines for club and hall
• Extended harmony with clear voice leading
• Brass shouts, woodwind colors, and string pads
• Solo frameworks, vamps, and cadenza options
• Notation and rehearsal flow that saves hours

You get: Score templates, part layouts, cue language, and recording plans. Outcome: Orchestral jazz that feels inevitable and generous.

• Voice, point of view, and the perfect level of snark
• Concrete objects that replace vague angst
• Rhyme maps that sound accidental but lock in time
• Chorus design for shoutability without clichés
• Line breaks, enjambment, and breath for real delivery
• Editing passes that keep truth and drop filler

• Singers, bands, and writers who want 90s grit with modern clarity

• Verse and chorus templates
• Prompt lists for scenes, props, and dialogue
• Tone sliders for sad, mad, and wry
• Troubleshooting for cringe lines and diary dump syndrome