Songwriting Advice
How to Write a Song About Procrastination
This is the song you sing while you avoid writing the song about procrastination. Irony is your best friend. Procrastination is universal. It is also a songwriting goldmine because it sits at the crossroads of shame, humor, self awareness, and habit. This guide gives you practical methods to turn delayed laundry into unforgettable lines and late night doom scrolling into a chorus that will stay in a listener's head.
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Quick Links to Useful Sections
- Why a Song About Procrastination Works
- Define the Core Promise
- Choose Your Perspective
- First person
- Second person
- Third person
- Concept narrator
- Pick a Structure That Matches the Mood
- Structure A
- Structure B
- Structure C
- Write a Chorus That Feels Inevitable
- Verses That Show the Habit
- Pre Chorus and Post Chorus Uses
- Choose the Right Tone
- Melody Tips for Procrastination Songs
- Rhyme and Prosody
- Lyric Devices That Actually Work
- List escalation
- Ring phrase
- Callback
- Personification
- Examples and Before After Lines
- Production Awareness for Writers
- Arrangement Maps You Can Steal
- Confessional Pop Map
- Comedic Indie Map
- Songwriting Exercises To Finish Faster
- Ten minute object drill
- Five minute chorus drill
- Dialogue drill
- Finish The Demo Workflow
- Common Mistakes and How to Fix Them
- Real Life Scenarios And Lines You Can Swipe
- Advanced Moves For Writers Who Want Texture
- Publishing and Pitching Tips
- Action Plan You Can Use Right Now
- Lyric Snippets To Steal And Make Yours
- Pop Songwriting Questions About Procrastination Songs
- Can a procrastination song be serious
- How do I make a procrastination chorus catchy
- What tempo should I pick
- Common Production Questions Answered
- Should I include a phone notification in the song
- Do I need harmonies in the chorus
- How do I avoid sounding preachy
Everything here is tuned for millennial and Gen Z artists who want real results without pretension. You will get structure choices, melody tricks, lyrical devices, relatable scenarios, production notes, and timed prompts you can use to finish a demo today. I will explain any term or acronym as we go so you never feel like the geek at the back of the class. If you have been putting off finishing a song about putting things off, consider this the nudge you needed. Or do not. Then come back later. I will be here waiting and judging gently.
Why a Song About Procrastination Works
Procrastination is an emotional shape. It contains a clear tension. You want to do something but you keep choosing something else. That tension creates movement which songwriting loves. Listeners will nod because they have been late to things, blanked on deadlines, or promised to start Monday and then dodged Monday like it is a tax auditor. That shared shame is a fast bridge to empathy.
- Relatability People get it immediately. You do not need complex backstory.
- Comedy potential Self aware jokes land hard. Use them to open an ear for bigger moments.
- Emotional arc You can move from avoidance to acceptance, from self mockery to a small triumph, or stay stuck for a melancholic portrait.
- Details that stick Objects like empty coffee cups and browser tabs are evocative and easy to visualize.
Procrastination songs can be comedic, tragic, anthemic, or intimate. Decide which emotional lane you want and write for it. Each lane uses slightly different tools. I will show you each tool so you can pick yours and get a hook that works fast.
Define the Core Promise
Every good song starts with one sentence that states the promise. This is not a summary. This is the emotional contract you make with the listener. For a procrastination song the promise is often about the tension between intention and avoidance. Write it like you are texting a friend who already knows you too well.
Core promise examples
- I will start tomorrow and mean it until midnight.
- I am good at making plans and bad at doing them.
- I watch my life stream by while I watch other people's highlight reels.
Turn that sentence into a short title if you can. Short titles are easier to sing and easier for listeners to remember. Titles like I Will Start Tomorrow, The To Do List, or Window Tabs are immediately clear and singable. If you cannot find a short title yet, keep the sentence visible and return to it as you write lines that orbit the promise.
Choose Your Perspective
Pick a narrator and stick to it for clarity. Your narrator can be the protagonist, their inner critic, a friend, or even a Calendars App. The choice affects tone and language.
First person
Immediate and honest. Great for confessional songs. Example line: I keep moving deadlines like they are stickers on a poster.
Second person
Direct and almost accusatory. Use it to dramatize the pull between intention and action. Example line: You say you will start tomorrow but you already know tomorrow is busy.
Third person
Clinical and observational. This can be funny or haunting and gives you space for detail. Example line: The plant waits for water while his playlist grows dust.
Concept narrator
Make procrastination a character. Use the voice of the phone, a snooze button, or a cartoon monster. This is playful and works well for comedic or pop songs. Example line: The snooze button hums like a lullaby and promises more time than you deserve.
Pick a Structure That Matches the Mood
Procrastination songs can be short and punchy or long and cinematic. Choose a structure that supports your core promise and gives you room for a payoff. Here are three reliable structures adapted to this topic.
Structure A
Verse, Pre Chorus, Chorus, Verse, Pre Chorus, Chorus, Bridge, Chorus. Use this for a classic pop approach where the chorus delivers the main joke or the main confession.
Structure B
Intro Hook, Verse, Chorus, Verse, Chorus, Post Chorus, Bridge, Final Chorus. Use this for bouncier or indie tracks that want an immediate hook in the intro and a chant that doubles as therapy.
Structure C
Verse, Chorus, Verse, Chorus, Bridge, Short Final Chorus. Use this if you prefer a more narrative approach where each verse reveals more evidence of the procrastination and the chorus is the repeated emotional truth.
Write a Chorus That Feels Inevitable
The chorus is the emotional center. In a song about procrastination the chorus can be the confession, the joke that hurts, or the sarcastic anthem. Aim for short lines and a repeating phrase. Make the title appear in the chorus and let the melody give it weight.
Chorus recipes
- State the core promise in one short line.
- Repeat or paraphrase it to make it ear candy.
- Add a twist on the last line that reveals deeper feeling or a punchline.
Example chorus ideas
- I will start tomorrow and mean it like I mean the coffee, I will start tomorrow and mean it until midnight.
- My to do list is a poem I swear I will write someday, my to do list is a paper weight I carry in my pockets.
- One more episode became an hour and then a life, I will do it later said the back of my phone screen.
Keep the chorus singable. Test it by singing on vowels first and then adding words. If a line feels clunky in the mouth, simplify it. The chorus should be repeatable in a car with bad speakers.
Verses That Show the Habit
Verses are where the evidence lives. Use specific moments and objects to show procrastination instead of naming it. Show a scene and the listener will supply the label for free.
Objects and images that work
- Browser tabs with sad faces
- Unfinished coffee with a ring on the desk
- Open notebooks and blank lines
- Notifications snoozed like a small mercy
Example verse lines
The tabs keep multiplying like tiny digital roommates. One says taxes, one says gym plan, one says rent, and one says cat videos I will regret.
I fold the laundry into neat piles and then sit on them like a ridiculous king. The pile is a throne for things I refuse to be.
Make each verse add a new detail or escalate the stakes. The first verse can be playful. The second verse can hint at consequence. Keep the melody mostly lower and more conversational in the verses and save wide vowels and a higher range for the chorus.
Pre Chorus and Post Chorus Uses
A pre chorus can increase pressure and point toward the confession. Use it to compress time and lean into the title idea without fully stating it. A post chorus is useful if you want a chant or an earworm that repeats a simplified line after the main chorus.
Pre chorus example
Clock hands pretend they do not notice while my laundry forms an audience.
Post chorus example
Snooze, snooze, one more day. Snooze, snooze, I will start someday.
Choose the Right Tone
Tone defines listener reaction. Are you going for comic relief, self compassion, or resignation that slowly flips to hope? Your arrangement and vocal tone should match your chosen feeling.
- Comic Fast tempo, syncopated vocal rhythm, playful instrumentation, exaggerated lines.
- Self compassionate Mid tempo, warm piano or guitar, breathy vocals, lines that acknowledge the struggle without mockery.
- Melancholic Slow tempo, minor key, sparse arrangement, internal rhymes that underscore regret.
Melody Tips for Procrastination Songs
Melody is about shape. The story in these songs is tension and release. Use that movement to create a melody that feels like a small daily drama.
- Verse shape Keep the melody conversational and narrow in range. This simulates thinking out loud.
- Chorus shape Raise the range slightly and add a leap on the title for emphasis. A leap is a note jump that gives emotional punctuation.
- Rhythmic contrast If your verse is steady and talk like the voice memo of your bad decisions, give the chorus longer held notes so listeners can sing along.
- Singable vowels Use open vowels like ah and oh in the chorus where people will hold notes.
If you are new to melody work here is a simple topline method. A topline is the melody and lyric combined and is often recorded over a backing track. First hum on vowels over a loop. Record your best minute. Then map out where the stresses land in your speech. Align the natural stresses of the words with the strong beats of the loop. If a stressed word falls on a weak beat, move the word, change the line, or adjust the rhythm until it feels natural.
Rhyme and Prosody
Rhyme can be playful or invisible. Do not force a perfect rhyme if it makes the line sound fake. Use family rhyme which matches vowel families or consonant families for a modern feel. Prosody is the fit between word stress and musical stress. Speaking your lines out loud and tapping the rhythm will reveal misalignments quickly.
Prosody example
Poor: I will procrastinate again and then I will be late and then I will cry.
Better: I push the file into a folder labeled later. The clock says no, but I still stay a minute safer.
Lyric Devices That Actually Work
List escalation
Lists work because they build expectation. Example: I will reply to that email, I will buy the plant water, I will pay the bill at least next week.
Ring phrase
Start and end the chorus with the same short phrase. It becomes anchor text for the listener. Example: Start with I will start tomorrow and end with I will start tomorrow.
Callback
Bring back a small detail from verse one in verse two but show it changed. If the first verse shows the coffee cooling, the second verse might show the cup empty on purpose.
Personification
Make procrastination a flirt or a con artist. It is fun and gives you lines that feel sharp. Example: Procrastination winked and handed me another two minutes and a lie.
Examples and Before After Lines
Theme I promise I will start tomorrow.
Before
I always delay and I never finish things.
After
I move the deadline to Sunday and call it a plan. Sunday is an optimistic lie with better lighting.
Theme I watch content instead of living life.
Before
I waste time on social media.
After
I watch a stranger on a rooftop pretend their life is perfect while my laundry grows a tiny continent in the corner.
These after lines are specific. They show an image. They create a small movie. That is your job as a lyricist. Make the listener see and feel rather than tell them the emotion.
Production Awareness for Writers
Understanding a bit about production helps you write parts that will translate from demo to record. You do not need to be an engineer. You just need to know how arrangement and sound support mood.
- Space speaks A one beat silence before the chorus gives the listener a breath. Use rests to make the chorus hit harder. Imagine the silence as the moment you pick your phone but then do not pick it up.
- Textures tell story Clean guitar or piano in the verse feels like honesty. A full band in the chorus can feel like the collective panic of a thousand unfinished tasks.
- Electronic elements A clicking metronome or a toy like a notification sound can be an ear candy and a motif that represents time slipping.
- Backing vocals Use a small chant in the post chorus. It can be comedic and catchier than the main chorus.
Arrangement Maps You Can Steal
Confessional Pop Map
- Intro with toy notification motif
- Verse one with sparse piano and intimate vocal
- Pre chorus adds syncopated percussion
- Chorus opens with full band and doubled vocal
- Verse two keeps some chorus energy
- Bridge strips to voice and a single guitar or synth line
- Final chorus with added harmony and a short outro chant
Comedic Indie Map
- Cold open with a spoken sample about a missed alarm
- Verse with quirky acoustic guitar and tight vocal rhythm
- Chorus is a sarcastic shout with claps and a gang vocal
- Breakdown with a countdown and a toy piano
- Final chorus repeats the chant until it becomes cathartic
Songwriting Exercises To Finish Faster
Use timed drills to defeat internal perfectionism. Set a timer and do not edit until the timer stops. You will generate raw gold faster than you expect.
Ten minute object drill
Pick an object near you that represents procrastination. It could be your phone, a half drunk cup, or an open tab. Write a verse where that object performs three actions. Keep it concrete. Ten minutes.
Five minute chorus drill
Play a two chord loop for one minute. Hum a melody for two minutes. Choose one short line and repeat it three times. Add one twist line at the end. Done in five minutes.
Dialogue drill
Write two lines like a text exchange between you and your inner critic. Keep it raw. Use it in your pre chorus or bridge. Five minutes.
Finish The Demo Workflow
- Lock the chorus first. If the chorus is weak, nothing else matters.
- Record a quick demo with a phone or laptop. It does not have to be pretty. It needs to show the chorus and one verse.
- Play it for one person who will be honest. Ask exactly one question. Where did you want to sing along? Fix that part and stop.
- Do one more pass to add a small production touch. It could be a percussion loop, a notification sound, or one harmony. Keep it simple.
This workflow forces decisions. Procrastination loves to keep choices open. Your job is to close one choice at a time. Close enough beats perfect in the real world.
Common Mistakes and How to Fix Them
- Too many jokes A song can be funny and still emotional. If the chorus feels like a stand up bit, add one sincere line that lets the audience breathe.
- Abstract language Replace adjectives with actions. Instead of I felt bad, write The kettle clicked and I pretended it was not my name.
- Weak chorus hook Simplify. Remove extraneous words and give the title space on a long note.
- Overwriting verses If a verse explains rather than shows, cut half the words and add a physical detail.
Real Life Scenarios And Lines You Can Swipe
Use these scenarios to spark your own lines. They are specific and relatable. Change details to match your life. Specificity is what makes an audience feel like the song was written for them.
- Scenario: You open a new tab and end up watching a six hour documentary about cake decorating. Line idea: I learned souffles at three am and still skipped over rent.
- Scenario: You promise to start your book on Monday and then spend Monday researching fonts instead. Line idea: I picked a typeface for my future and then clicked away.
- Scenario: You move a task to the bottom of the list and the list grows arms. Line idea: I feed the list like a feral animal and it keeps getting bigger and friendlier.
- Scenario: You keep hitting snooze. Line idea: The snooze button is a tiny therapist who tells me lies until noon.
Advanced Moves For Writers Who Want Texture
If you want to add depth try these techniques. They are small but effective.
- Temporal shift Start in the present then jump to the future consequence. Use a time crumb like next winter or next tax day.
- Minimalist chorus Repeat one word as a mantra and add a static instrument. This can become hypnotic and angsty.
- Polyphony Have a backing vocal sing what you did while the lead sings what you meant. This creates cognitive irony and is delicious.
Publishing and Pitching Tips
Songs about procrastination connect with playlists about anxiety, life hacks, and late night moods. When pitching use a short pitch line that sells the emotional hook. Avoid long blurbs. Use one sentence like This is a sarcastic late night anthem for anyone who promised to start Monday and then made an altar to snacks instead.
Metadata matters. Tags like procrastination, late night, self sabotage, comedy, and indie pop help curators find your song. If you use acronyms like BPM explain them. BPM stands for beats per minute and tells a producer the tempo. For a vulnerable ballad pick a lower BPM. For a comedy anthem pick a higher BPM that disguises the shame as danceable energy.
Action Plan You Can Use Right Now
- Write one sentence core promise and turn it into a short title. Keep it visible.
- Do the five minute chorus drill. Use a two chord loop and repeat a short line three times. Add a twist line.
- Do the ten minute object drill with your phone or a coffee cup. Draft a verse from one of those images.
- Record a basic demo with voice and one instrument. Keep it raw. It needs to prove the chorus works.
- Play it for one honest friend. Ask where they wanted to sing and make that part better. Stop editing after one useful change.
Lyric Snippets To Steal And Make Yours
Use these lines as seeds. Do not copy them word for word. Change a detail to make them true for you.
- The snooze button learned my name and now it sings it like a lullaby.
- I keep moving the calendar squares like rearranging furniture in a house I never live in.
- Browser tabs breed while I pretend to clean one. They have more lives than my plants.
- My to do list wears a cape and calls itself a plan. It never shows up for meetings.
Pop Songwriting Questions About Procrastination Songs
Can a procrastination song be serious
Yes. Humor is useful but you can go deep. The shame and pattern of avoidance are real. A serious take can explore habit loops, fear of failure, and the way small avoidance compounds into loss. Keep lines specific and honest to avoid melodrama.
How do I make a procrastination chorus catchy
Keep the language simple. Use a repeated phrase. Place the title on a long note. Use open vowels. Add a small chant or post chorus that copies the main phrase. If in doubt, repeat less and sing louder. Simplicity is memorable.
What tempo should I pick
Tempo depends on tone. For comedy try a faster tempo to mask the misery. For introspective work pick a slow tempo so each line lands. Tempo is measured in beats per minute or BPM. If you are not sure start with a mid tempo and then speed up or slow down after you lock the chorus.
Common Production Questions Answered
Should I include a phone notification in the song
Yes if it serves the story. A notification sound can be motif that represents time. Use it sparingly. One or two uses are enough. Too many notifications will make the track feel gimmicky.
Do I need harmonies in the chorus
Harmonies can add emotional weight and make a chorus feel bigger. Even a simple doubled harmony a third above or below can make the chorus feel like a small victory. Try one harmony track and see if it lifts the line.
How do I avoid sounding preachy
Show detail and keep your voice self aware. If the narrator is embarrassed or funny, the song will feel human. Avoid moralizing about productivity. The audience does not want judgment. They want company.