How to Write Songs
How to Write Acid House Songs
You want a track that makes people move and makes club ceilings sweat. You want that squelchy bassline that sounds like it has a person...
How to Write Crabcore Songs
Crabcore is real. It exists. It is glorious. If you want songs that make people crouch like aggressive crabs and then throw their bodie...
How to Write Trad Jazz Songs
So you want to write trad jazz songs. Good. That means you love melody, you worship rhythm that makes the whole body nod, and you secre...
How to Write Sambass Songs
Want to make a track that sounds like carnival met a rave and they had a baby who only plays on vinyl? Good. Sambass is the guilty plea...
How to Write Hokum Songs
Hokum songs are that rude wink at grandma while you play a juke joint classic. They are built from sly jokes, irresistible wordplay, an...
How to Write Dixieland Songs
Want to write a Dixieland song that sounds like a brass band shoved a trumpet into your chest and left you grinning forever? Good. We a...
How to Write Pichakaree Songs
You want a Pichakaree that hits like a lime on a hot road. You want clever lines, a sticky chorus, and a performance that makes people ...
How to Write Kawaii Future Bass Songs
Want your track to sound like cotton candy exploded in a neon arcade? Kawaii future bass marries syrupy cute aesthetics with the big em...
How to Write Moombahcore Songs
You want to make something that hits like a party that crashed into a demolition derby. You want the carnival reggaeton sway of moombah...
How to Write Texas Blues Songs
You want a song that sounds like a dusty neon sign at two AM and hits like a truth you did not know you needed. You want lyrics that sm...