How to Write Songs
How to Write Neue Deutsche Todeskunst Songs
You want a song that feels like a candlelit reading of a suicide note performed in a cathedral and somehow becomes the anthem at an und...
How to Write Harsh Noise Wall Songs
You want to create a sonic monolith that pins a room to a single mood. You want a mass of sound that is both terrifying and intimate. H...
How to Write Thai String Pop Songs
You want a song that makes people hum in the taxi, cry in the karaoke room, and share a screenshot of the line that hits them like a be...
How to Write Russian Folk Music Songs
You want a song that smells like birch smoke and bad decisions, and somehow still gets Grandma to cry and TikTok to duet. Russian folk ...
How to Write Go-Go Songs
You want a go-go song that makes people lose their shoes and find their rhythm again. You want the percussion to be a heartbeat and the...
How to Write Timba Songs
You want people to lose their minds on the dance floor. Timba is Cuban pop music on steroids. It takes the clapping heart of salsa and ...
How to Write Funk Melody Songs
You want a melody that makes bodies move before brains understand why. You want a riff that acts like a secret handshake. You want voca...
How to Write Splittercore Songs
Splittercore is the kind of music that slaps you awake at 3 a.m. and asks for your rent money. If you like music that sounds like a ble...
How to Write Regional Songs
You want a song that smells like the place it came from. You want listeners to hear streets and weather and laundry lines without you n...
How to Write Comedy Hip Hop Songs
You want a rap that makes people laugh out loud and bop at the same time. You want lines that sting with truth and then smack with absu...